• mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
  • me: i have no idea

dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

(via so-fucking-special)

nicoosuxx:

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via so-fucking-special)

chekhov:

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

(via decre-pit)

dude that eyebrow piercing is sweet no one ever (via krystalthecreator)

(Source: areceptionlessthanwarm, via wankology)


JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”